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August 27th, 2008

New Bomb Turks Writeup

The folks at the local Saint Louis independent weekly The Riverfront Times have been kind enough to let me do a guest post on The New Bomb Turks. So if you just can’t get enough of my inane ramblings, go here and ch-ch-check it out.

Suicidal Tendencies

The genius at I’ve Heard It Before has unearthed two brilliant Suicidal Tendencies videos. They are from wayyyy before the first album and show Mike Muir and company in a very different light. First of all, Mike himself is not wearing his trademark bandana and instead looks a lot like Casey Royer. I don’t think guitarist Grant Estes and bassist Louiche Mayorga are playing in this lineup yet either. In fact, these dudes look like a bunch of standard suburban hardcore punks circa 1981 OC. The Venice identity is not very prevalent yet. Musically, they haven’t found that crazy Suicidal sound that you can hear on the classic first album. Probably due to the fact that Estes and Mayorga were instrumental in building that sound. Still, this shit TOTALLY shreds! Check it out:

To view the other video go to I’ve Heard It Before.

Stumble U.S. Tour

Finally…work is sending me to a bunch of places this fall. Here’s the itinerary thus far:

sept 9-13: NYC
sept 23-27: Minneapolis
oct 18-25: Denver
oct 28-30: Baltimore

If anyone has any info on any cool shit to do / record store recommendations etc, please let me know. As of this point, I will be doing a radio show in Boulder (and eating Green Chili at the Brewery Bar on Kalamath) on October 19th (more info to come) and may be checkin’ out Helios Creed in St Paul on September 26th. You can drop me a line at joe@lastdaysofmanonearth.com or leave info in the comments box below…or not.

Condemned To Death - 7inch EP

August 23rd, 2008

Condemned To Death - Self Titled 7inch EP (r radical records) 1984. A while back I posted some Tales of Terror and Malfeitor as well a number of other folks started name-checking a band called Condemned To Death that I was somewhat unaware of. Let me give you the background on this because I think its kinda funny. Back in the day I bought a record called Slum With A View by a Fresno band called Capitol Punishment. I didn’t like it at all and sold it a few weeks later. I had read that they were a good band but from what I could tell, they were pretty unmemorable. Over the years, that band became Condemned to Death in my mind and I avoided any releases by them like the plague. In reality, those bands had nothing in common other than they were both hardcore bands, both from Northern California, both released records around the same time, and both had similar names. Hey, wait a minute. That’s a lot of similarity. No wonder I got confused.

So anyway, don’t let it ever be said that Joe Stumble does not listen to the readers. I take your advice very seriously. If you say that I’m a chump for not diggin’ on a band, I’m gonna go right out and check said band out. I did that with Condemned To Death and let me tell ya….I am glad I did. See, I used to have a couple of their tracks on a tape back in high school and for years. YEARS man…I looked for Hairspray Randy and Bang your Maidenhead. I thought they were long-lost Fang tracks and I have bought everything by Fang. Never found ‘em which is of course because they weren’t Fang tracks at all. They were off of Condemned To Death’s genius LP Diary of a Love Monster. So, I guess the moral of the story is that I too discover cool shit off of Last Days. It’s a win-win.

GTA released all of C2D’s material a few years back and I highly recommend buying it. I’ve posted their first 7inch so that you can hear them but make no mistakes, this EP is nothing compared to the LP that followed. I highly recommend buying a copy of the GTA release to hear that.

Condemned To Death - 7inch EP

D-Day
Pain Of Mind
Dismember Me
Wired
Media Control
Ocean
Beach Creep

Davy DMX - One For The Treble

August 23rd, 2008

Davy DMX - One For The Treble (Tuff City) 1984. Davy DMX was a very prolific figure in the early days of rap who had his hands in a lot of different projects. He produced some early Spoonie Gee and Lovebug Starski recordings. He was the dejay for Kurtis Blow. He was in the Run DMC spinoff group The Afros. The earliest crew he was associated with was Orange Krush who are named checked in Run DMC’s seminal track Sucker MCs. Because of his involvement with DMC and the whole Hollis Queens scene in general, Davy was a prinicipal player in the birth of Def Jam Records which means that he was also a key figure in the transition between the first “old school” and the second “old school”. This track was one of his only recordings and is a classic deejay cut. One of the best thing about this track is that Davy does not overdo it. Unlike say a Grandmixer D.sT, Davy DMX knows when not to cut. He doesn’t fill up every moment with samples. He lets the groove ride. The spot where Run repeats “jay cuts the record down to the bone” is one of my favorite deejay moments.

The Melvins - Oven 7inch

August 22nd, 2008

The Melvins - Oven | Revulsion/We Reach (Leopard Gecko) 1989. Jaysus! Does anyone remember when Ozma came out? I do that’s fer shure. I know, I know…Gluey Porch Treatments was the first LP but lets face it, unless you were a Northwest insider, that record just did not hit the radar. What it did do was build some buzz so that when Ozma came out we were all waiting patiently for it. The word was that out of all the stuff coming outta Washington, the Melvins, more than anything, were the real deal. Ironically enough, I think being here in the midwest (I was in Tulsa at the time), made me even more prepared for Ozma. I mean I grew up around stoners and burnouts crankin’ Black Sabbath out of Firebirds and Dodge Darts after school. That was the world I was from. I picked this platter up at Starship, took it home and was literally blown away. Here was the perfect combination of Hard Rock sludgery mixed with Punk Rock minimalism. AND it was avant garde as fuck. I mean listen to Oven dude…what the hell is actually happening at 00:25? The Melvins are the ultimate example of having your cake and eating it too. So yeah, I mentioned in my Drunks With Guns post that St Louis did it first and I believe that. But the Melvins did it the best. Hands down and they are still to this day one of the coolest bands around. They came to St Louis last year and literally rocked the house down. This 45 was a precursor to Ozma. It was released on Leopard Gecko. Remember them? Now pardon me while I go roll up a doobie so that I can bribe some hesher for a ride to school.

Rude Weirdo

August 21st, 2008

Rude Weirdo - Every Girl In The Shower (Louisville Lip Records) 2008. Another one from the twisted and sick world of Dave Bird (Verktum/Vrktm). I swear Dave is in a band for every day of the week. The bass and vocal duties are taken care of by a guy named Eric and for all intensive purposes its his band. Now as many people know, I believe Dave is a shit-hot guitar player and he keeps it up on Every Girl on The Shower. I don’t think the music is as tight and adventurous as Verktum but lyrically Eric makes up for a lot with just sheer offensiveness. I mean, who doesn’t want to listen to a song entitled “Dick Chigger”? Of course, nothing and I mean nothing on the album lyric-wise can come close to the sheer aesthetic uglitude of the cover. Now you’re probably looking at the cover up above and thinking, “shit Joe, that’s not so bad”. Well that’s because I am protecting you, dear reader from being offended. However, if you really want to see the thing, just click the thumbnail of the cover and a nice hi-res version of the real cover shall be revealed. Don’t say however, that I did not warn you. If you are interested in ordering this CD just contact the nice folks at Louisville Lip.

Rude Weirdo - Every Girl In The Shower

Resting Space
The Devil’s Tree
Revved Up Redneck
Make it Big
What’s Up, Tase This
Dick Chigger
All the Cute Boys and Girls
Killer B’s
My Mind is Hung
Kid’s Frost
Hitchless
You Get Vicious

The Monochrome Set - 10 Don’ts for Honeymooners

August 18th, 2008

Monochrome Set - 10 Don’ts for Honeymooners // Straits of Malacca (PRE) 1981. I could do a writeup on The Monochrome Set and explain how brilliant they are from both a musical and lyrical perspective. I could go on to explain how singer Bid’s laconic delivery regarding the joys of corporal punishment on the B-Side of this single is reminiscent of Charlie Mortdecai after one too many gin and tonics. I could ramble on about how brilliant Lester Square is on the guitar. But instead I’ll just let Bid and the rest of the chaps share with you some do’s and don’ts for honeymooners. So grab a cup of tea and read along:

10 Don’ts for Honeymooners

Don’ t ski naked down Mt. Everest
With lilies up your nose
Don’ t punt up the Ganges in a vest
And holler ‘Thar she blows’

Don’ t fish for tunny in Meat Madras
With blotting pads as bait
Don’ t converse with shrimps of higher class
About the church and state

Don’t dance the polka in a dhoti
Arid whistle the Rite of Spring
Don’t recite Hamlet’s soliloquy
While munching onion rings

Don’ t plant a stickleback in a field
On St. Augustine’s Day
Don’ t sharpen your sword and beat your shield
And somersault up a brae

Don’ t build a pyramid on the pole
With Frosties packets and glue
Don’ t serve rubber bullets in a bowl
And call it Irish Stew

Don’ t change all the water into wine
And walk on the Dead Sea
Never sing the Song of the Golden Rhine
With an augmented flea

I’d make a world in seven days
I’d pasteurise the Milky Way
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yay

I’d play hoop-la with Saturn’s rings
I’d tie a knot in Erroll Flynn’s
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee ying

I’d juggle with Jupiter’s moons
I’d flatten the Sahara’s dunes
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yi pee yoon

I’d kick Mars into a black hole
I’d spread plum jam on Denning’s rolls
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yole

I’d squeeze the spots out from the sun
I’d swim the Mare Imbrium
Sing, yi yi yip, yip yipee yun

Mush a ding, toodle eye-ay
Tara diddle dyno day
Yi yi yip, yip yipee yay

Not convinced??? Well how about a video for another one of their brilliant tunes?

Monochrome Set - Jet Set Junta

Strychnine - Pas Facile / Lache Moi 7inch

August 9th, 2008

Strychnine - Pas Facile // Lache Moi (AZ/1 765) 1980. Strychnine were a GREAT punk rock band from the Bordeaux region in France in the late 1970s. I don’t know much about them other than they were featured in a French film entitled La Bande du Rex which you can see on You Tube. The embedding has been disabled which is just stupid but if you want to see Strychnine in all of their glory, go here. They perform both sides of this 7inch and look like a genuinely cool band. In fact, La Bande du Rex looks like a fine French sample of punxploitation if you ask me! Anyhoo, with regards to the 45, if you want to hear one of those perfect, transcendent punk rock moments, I suggest you download Lache Moi and stay tuned for 02:33. Don’t forward to 02:33. You gotta play it from the beginning and let it build up to 02:33. Trust me. It’s worth it. The other side of this 7inch ain’t no loser either. This is what I would consider a Joe Stumble Certified Double-A!

Videos

August 9th, 2008

Fatal Entertainment

This video site is run by a dude named Fred Damage called Fatal Entertainment. Fred threatened to sue me if I did not plug his site, so in an effort to avoid litigation, I have provided a link. Seriously though, Fred’s site is pretty kickass. Although not the videographer on these videos (unless he was working for Target in the late 1970s), Fred is the dude responsible for digitizing and uploading a lot of frequently posted videos on the web. He’s collected all the ones he has posted on his site so feel free to get them from the source. Here are a few samples of what you can find at Fatal Entertainment:

CRIME - Baby, You’re So Repulsive

The Zeros - Don’t Push Me Around / Wimp

The Plugz - In The Wait

Speaking of classic hispanic SoCal punk rock, have you seen the amazing Brat video over at Pig State? I agree with the wrowster, the Brat makes me wish I could hit the Vexing: Female Voices From East LA Punk show at the Claremont Museum of Art.

Tinopeners - Set Me Free / I’m Not Your Type 7inch

August 9th, 2008

Tinopeners - Set Me Free // I’m Not Your Type (Logo GO 375) 1979. So what was it about punk rock from Belfast? The theory would go that in a city torn asunder by occupation and terrorism, the kids would be enraged. The theory stands that some of the most brutal punk rock in Europe should have been coming out of Belfast in the late 1970s. Yet by and large, Irish punk rock was a lot closer to powerpop than it was to louder-n-faster aggro. I don’t mean this as a slight. Some of the catchiest, hooky power-punk tunes ever recorded came out of Ireland, a large portion of which were from Northern Ireland and Belfast in particular. Take the Tinopeners for instance. Here’s a band with the classic Belfast sound and approach. They have a nice unassuming name and two super-catchy tunes. Obviously the spirit of the Undertones looms over these guys and make no mistake, they are no Undertones. Very few bands in the history of the world are that good. But in their own right, the Tinopeners are a classic example of the Belfast sound. I’m partial to the B-Side with it’s mopey adolescent theme but really both tracks are winners. Apparently, they recorded four tracks for a planned single on Rip Off Records which never materialised. These two tracks were from that session and were issued as a single on Logo Records (who manufactured and distributed Rip Off) in 1979. I’d love to hear the other two tracks!

Social Unrest

August 3rd, 2008

1986 was a weird time to be 16. The hardcore scene was collapsing in on itself in fits of conservatism. In hindsight I see a strain of reactionary thinking running through hardcore right from the beginning. It was always on risky ideological ground because as a reaction to hippie culture, it flirted with right wing concepts from the get-go. Look at the two proto-hardcore bands; on the East Coast we had the Bad Brains who got their PMI concepts from a conservative self-help book and were rapidly getting entrenched in the religious conservatism of rastafarianism. On the West Coast we had The Middle Class, four guys who dressed like Junior Republicans.

Within a few years, albums like The Record by Fear, Back From Samoa by the Angry Samoans and My America by the FUs were released and at the time they seemed like a great cure for the feelgood me-generationisms that just oppressed everything. Listening though, to songs like I Don’t Care About You and Homosexual today, it’s easy to see where the seeds were being sown for a more hard-line second wave. You think Ian Mackaye represents all that is DIY and ethical? He does, BUT at the same time if you don’t see straight-edge as also a reaction against the feel good permissiveness of the me-generation you’re in self-denial. Ian’s a smart guy. I’m a smart guy. I understood what he was trying to say. Maybe the kids in Insted didn’t get the subtleties of his message?

Look at this lineup - are you shitting me?

Now I’m not trying to knock Ian or Fear or anybody. It’s not Lee Ving’s responsibility to worry whether people aren’t smart enough to get the irony and black humor of what he is doing. I’m just saying that the humor and irony got lost by 1986 and the hard-line was starting to rear its ugly shaved head. Neo-nazi skins were in vogue. Straight Edge had taken over the scene and kids were emulating Youth of Today down to the Filas and sweatpants. An aura of kitsch started to takeover. I mean look at that Insted record cover. Are you fucking serious? The ability to appreciate irony is a hallmark of an educated mind. What if you are a dumbshit?

So yeah, all it took was some younger lunkheads to strip bands like Fear and Minor Threat of all their irony and rework the music from a more earnest perspective and viola, you get eithern republican rock-n-roll or feelgood nonsense. By 1986, this was what was left of the scene.

So existing hardcore bands were rapidly finding themselves, as the Middle Class once so eloquently put it, out of vogue and they started reacting in a variety of ways. Some went metal. We’ve talked about these guys. We even put together a list. Some went emo. This was the moment when Articles of Faith and MIA, along with the Revolution Summer bands, started the whole emo movement. Others, like the band Blatant Dissent (who became Tar), went experimental and helped launch the noise rock movement of the 1990’s. That’s the direction I went in. Very few, tried to go more hard-line. We all just threw in the towel and on the sidelines Th’Inbred played over the closing credits.

For most of my 20’s I, like a lot of people, played down my hardcore roots. I listened to a lot of Am Rep and KBD punk. I rediscovered hip-hop which was my first musical interest. I got into Les Baxter. I even listened to Hawkwind fer chrissakes. But at some point, I started to realize that I had nothing to do with where hardcore went after I walked away from it. When I was into it, it was one hell of a fuckin’ ride and I wouldn’t change the experience for the world. I started buying old hardcore records again and really listening to them and I realize now that listening to bands like Th’Inbred at 15 made me what I am today. Which is to say, a complete an utter prick. Ha…

I also realize that I missed a lot of really great bands at the time. Some I knew about (like SSD) but just couldn’t find. Others, like 76% Uncertain and Social Unrest, I just didn’t pay attention to. Some of my favorite recent discoveries have been these bands. It’s like finding some kick-ass musical time capsule. You just can’t believe how pure the whole thing is.

Social Unrest in particular has had two anthologies released over the last few years on New Red Archives (the home of St Louis’ much beloved Ultraman) and they are both amazing. They collect the entire recorded output of this seminal band. Hopefully they will re-establish the band for people like me as one of the greats while introducing some kids to some of the most trailblazing hardcore of the 1980s. I’ve collected a few choice songs from each of their original releases. All of these are compiled on the New Red Archives releases. I think it gives you both a good overview of this great band and some insight into one of the paths I mentioned above. Like Articles of Faith and MIA, I think Social Unrest dealt with the changing of the HC guard by going emo and you can trace the development of this by listening to their discography.

Making Room for Youth 7inch EP 1981 (Infra Red records) Making Room for Youth. This was the first release by the band from 1981. It was produced by Geza X East Bay Ray and mastered by Geza X of all people (what a pedigree!) and it features the bands original singer Cretin K-os. It’s an excellent example of SF HC circa 1981 and is highly recommended. It also really benefits from Geza’s production.
 
 
 

Rat in a Maze 12inch EP 1982 (Libertine records) Lords Prayer. The followup to the 7inch was a 12 inch EP. This is the last release to feature Cretin. It suffers from, in my opinion, generic production. It’s my least favorite Social Unrest release. It’s still good but nothing like what was to come later.
 
 
 

SU2000 1985 (Libertine records) Jimmy Rocks, Good For You, Remember It Black. THIS is just one of the greatest hardcore records ever. Period. The end. Every fucking song is brilliant. New singer Jason Honea clearly comes from the Darby Crash school of singing which by 1985 was defininitely considered veryy passe. Maybe this is why these guys flew under my radar? I dunno. On this album, you basically hear a hardcore band bursting at the seams. Weird time signatures, unique chord structures abound. Some of the songs harken back to the Germs (take Jimmy Rocks and juxtapose it with Manimal for instance). Other songs like Out My Window are starting to flirt with the emo sound that would come later. Regardless, this is a totally original and unique album that everyone should hear. One of my favorite records ever and a record that I totally missed in 1985.

Before The Fall 1986 (Libertine records) Before the Fall, Night of the Long Knives. This album was the followup to SU2000 and there was no way they could do it again. It is good, great even. Basically they took the formula they established with SU2000 and kept going with it. The songs are probably equally as good but the production is a little flat and the sequencing is off. We are forced to listen to a bunch of 1-2, 1-2 HC polka type songs in a row and with Social Unrest, they were at their best changing rythms and chords between and in songs. With that said, this is a great and totally inventive album. The melodic, emo elements are no more pronounced than on SU2000. If anything this is maybe a little more generically hardcore. Again by 1986, this was just not of interest to anyone. Even the bands name seemed passe, as new bands came on the scene with names like “Bold” and “Insted”.

Now and Forever 1988 (Libertine records) Highroller Desolation Angels. On this album Social Unrest officially expanded their sound. They flirted with glam elements, increasingly relied on melody and really abandoned the 1-2, 1-2 polka thing. Its a proto-emo album in the same sense that In This Life or After the Fact are. It’s really good and I admire bands like this for going in this direction instead of metal which was lame. I didn’t even know this record existed because by this time there was no way in hell I would have bought an album by a band with a name like Social Unrest. I imagine most of my peers felt the same way.

I also imagine that this lack of relevance to any existing audience spelled the death knell for the band like it did for so many others. Looking at them now, they were just an amazing group. At the time though, their timing was off. I believe they have re-formed for some shows with Cretin on vocals. Second vocalist Jason, who was on SU2000, has written in a few times to this site. Their myspace is here.